December 3rd, 2008 josh
I love the idea of exploring abandoned buildings and such but have never had the chance to do it. Thanks to the internet I can follow along on the adventures of others.
These folks explored an abandoned hospital in L.A. and found this awesome sign:

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September 25th, 2008 josh
I’m sure that all of my conservative christian right-wing female readers want to be just like Sarah Palin. Well, since they can’t be her in real life, maybe they should just wear this:
Sarah Palin Halloween Costume
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September 25th, 2008 josh
This is being passed around at work today and I couldn’t resist re-posting it here.
If you had bought $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With MCI/Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Miller Genuine Draft (the beer, not the stock) one year ago,
drunk all the beer then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, 401KegPlan.com’s current investment advice is to take that $5.00 you have left over
And drink lots and lots of beer and recycle.
http://401kegplan.com/keg/
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September 9th, 2008 josh
Rather than writing a typical “angry left” post all I’m gonna say is, Sarah Palin double-clicked a hyperlink.
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August 29th, 2008 josh
Now that I live in a house with a yard I’m becoming interested in growing my own food. I mean come-on, what other money saving hobby do you get to eat? This year as an experiment we started many things from seed but also bought a few seedlings to plant. We’ve got: tomatoes, jalapenos, bell peppers, zucchini, carrots, beets, radishes, basil, oregano, lettuce, thyme, sage, rosemary, and garlic. The house already had mature blueberry bushes and some awesome strawberries, both of which taste way way better than anything you’ll find at Kroger, Fred Meyer, or even New Seasons.

Of course not everything turned out great but considering the small amount of time and resources we put into this experiment we’re very pleased. Our carrots were eaten by slugs or some other random creature within minutes of sprouting. The lettuce was not very enthusiastic about the container we planted it in. But the zucchini is doing well, we’ll have a small pile of jalapenos, 10,000,000 tomatoes, and lots of fresh herbs. Next year I’m looking foward to adding potatoes, onions, squash, thai basil, and who knows what else…

To help prepare for next year I’m reading a book called The Urban Homestead: Your Guide to Self-sufficient Living in the Heart of the City. The folks who wrote it have a blog where they document their experience living and growing their own in the heart of L.A. Even though the book suffers from a serious lack of proof-reading, the information in it is well organized and very accessible to noobs like me. They prove that growing your own food can be cheaper, easier, more beautiful, and more satisfying than maintaining a traditionally manicured yard. Say no to lawns and yes to edible landscapes. Sell your lawn mower and buy a compost tumbler! Disconnect your downspouts and install a rain barrel. Hang a 400w HPS light in your closet and grow tomatoes & herbs year round! (well, maybe that’s a bit extreme… you get the point.)

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August 13th, 2008 josh
…though really I feel closer to 26 or so.
Anyway, Hollie managed to post her pictures from the party before me. For some reason the only part of the party documented was the amazingly entertaining pinata smash:


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August 8th, 2008 josh
After close to a year of owning only one bike I decided it was time to once again expand my collection a bit. Plus if I’m ever going to actually do some bike camping / touring I’ll need a capable ride. I read about some different frames and while I really like the Long Haul Trucker, decided instead to try a mountain bike style touring frame so that I could get as upright a riding position as possible without getting ‘bent. The Thorn Sherpa sounded like an awesome bike but since they’re only sold in the UK and the US dollar isn’t exactly worth a whole lot over there it seemed silly to pay the premium plus the import taxes. The next day I found someone in canada selling their frame so I jumped on it. I spent the next few weeks researching and agonizing over what components to build it up with.
I’m pretty happy with how it is turning out so far. I’ve switched out the Brooks B17 saddle for a wider B68. I’m still experimenting with different handlebars. Originally I planned to use nashbar trekking bars but they were not a good fit for me. The flats on the them are too straight and I need them angled a bit. Titec h-bars were interesting but not right either. I settled on On-One mary bars and so far they’re the best angle but are too wide. Oh well, the hunt continues.
So, here’s the spec list and of course some pictures:
frame/fork: – thorn sherpa
bars: – on-one mary
brake levers: – avid sd7
brakes front: – avid sd7 v-brake
brakes rear: – avid sd7 v-brake
shifters: – SRAM x.9headset: – FSA Orbit XL
pedals: – crappy used generic
saddle: – B68
seatpost: – thorn
tires: – Panaracer Pasela Tourguard
wheels: – sun rhyno lite rims & deore LX hubs
front derailleur: – shimano deore xt rd771
rear derailleur: – Sram X-9 Rear Derailleur (Long-cage)
cassette: – shimano CS-M580 LX 11-34
crankset: – sugina xd500 24-36-48
chain: – SRAM pc-951
bottom bracket: – Shimano BB-UN54 English 68 x 115 mm
rear rack: – Blackburn mt-1




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July 29th, 2008 josh
The following are just a small sample of the excellent t-shirts at http://wearscience.com/. I ended up with the “earth resting on the back of a turtle” and “evolution from ape to man to robot” shirts. I’m sure someone out there needs a shirt depicting a scientist rockin-out with a robot or perhaps riding a germ of some sort…


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July 22nd, 2008 josh
Thanks to Mike D for introducing me to some badly needed new tunes. Thao Nguyen with the Get Down Stay Down’s album “We Brave Bee Stings and All” has been in heavy rotation in my head for over a month now. Little did I know that she recorded most of the album at Jackpot studios here in Portland. With any luck I’ll be seeing her play at Holocene on July 29th.
For those of you not yet in the know, listen to a few tracks and I’m sure you’ll be hooked:
not enough? need more thao? ok, here ya go:
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July 16th, 2008 josh
Lebowski Koan: “I’m Perfectly Calm, Dude. Calmer Than You Are”
Mark’s Life Koan: How Should I Receive Something I Don’t Like?
Traditional Case Koan from The Gateless Gate, Case 13, Tokusan Carries His Bowls:
One day Tokusan came down to the dining room, carrying his bowls. Seppo the cook called out to him, “Old Master, where are you going with your bowls when the bell has not rung and the drum has not sounded?” Tokusan turned at once and went back to his own room. Seppo told this occurrence to Ganto, who remarked: “Great master though he is, Tokusan has not yet grasped the last word of Zen”. Hearing of this, Tokusan sent his attendant to summon Ganto, and said to him, “Do you not approve of me?” Ganto leaned over and whispered his reply to him. Tokusan said nothing further. The next day, in his teisho, Tokusan was different from usual. Ganto, going towards the front of the hall, clapping his hands and laughing, said, “What a happy thing! The old man has now grasped the last word of Zen. From now on nobody will be able to get the better of him!”
more lebowski wisdom at: http://dude.zenpeacemakers.org
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